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Sunday April 1st 2001

Penguins 0 Games 12

A tough season is over and the winless Penguins have come a long way since their first game. May 7th sees the start of a new season for the Penguins in the Monday night league at the outdoor Poway Sportsplex. Goals will be scored and games will be won.

John Thomas wishing the Penguins a successul season.


Sunday January 28th

Jinx 6 Penguins 2

With barely enough players for a team the Penguins got off to an excellent start taking a one goal lead and holding onto it for most of the first period. Confusion over the ever changing schedule resulted in three of the players arriving on the bench only moments before the half-time break. By this time the usual momentum switch had occurred and Jinx were beginning to look the better team. Three goals were conceded before the score once again looked promising with the Penguins only 3-2 down with less than 10 minutes remaining. A shorthanded play was survived but at full strength the team was still unable to clear the puck from the defensive zone or create more than a handful of scoring opportunities. The usual six goals were finally put past the Penguins goalie, but Jinx must consider themselves lucky to have won by a four goal margin.

Phou Le Play reporting from the La Mesa Roller Hockey Stink


Sunday January 21st

Weasels 8 Penguins 0

A disappointing result for an ever improving team that just ran out of gas. Ron's scoring streak was ended with the Weasels holding the Penguins to their first shut out. In the first 20 minutes the team defended well and were unlucky to go into the break two goals down. With only two guys on the bench, the Penguins began to fade in the second period against the more experienced Weasels. Matt was kept extremely busy between the pipes taking a total of 48 shots on goal and once again saved the team from a much heavier defeat. The Penguins managed only 8 shots on goal and were struggling to strike a balance between good defense and effective offense. With the opposition skating faster backwards than the newcomers could skate forwards, this game goes down as another small step in the learning process. The team was not disheartened by the result and although they face another tough game next week against the experienced Jinx, they are optimistic for victories against Wolfpack, Blitzkrieg and Swedish Meatballs.

Hah Kee Phaan reporting from the La Mesa Roller Hockey Rink


Sunday January 14th

Wolfpack 6 Penguins 2

A much improved Polexis Penguins put on a fine display of begginer hockey for the nearly packed La Mesa Hockey Rink. With the crowd bursting at the seems, well at least some particular individuals, the Penguins played a fine first half. A debut goal from Rich Yumul gave hope of a first victory to even the most pessimistic supporters. The first 20 minutes ended with the birds trailing 2 goals to 1, but this week not looking outclassed or outplayed. The players were falling infrequently, barring some spectacular defensive dives, and some of them even looked like they had skated before. The second half saw some good scoring opportunities that kept the frantic crowd cheering and cursing, but luck was not a penguin tonight. The Wolfpack were penalized multiple times, but the special teams were unable to capitalize on the powerplays. As the teams tired, the Wolfpack's experience and numbers allowed them to pull ahead. Ron's goal pulled the score back to 4-2, but the Wolves immediately responded and followed with the final goal of the game with one second left on the clock. The final score betrayed the gritty performance of the PPs and they are sure to be trying even harder for their first win next week against the evil Weasels.

Billy Brown reporting from the La Mesa Roller Hockey Rink


Sunday January 7th

Weasels 6 Penguins 1

With their hardest game out of the way, the Polexis Penguins are ready for business. Although the Penguins went down 6-1 to the Weasels, they showed a lot of promise in the second half and are confident that their biggest defeat is behind them now. The Polexis hockey virgins showed up for a friendly game, but quickly found out that their opponents had other ideas. Stick checking was something they had only tasted when playing against Joe, but now it was all around them. Joe put in his usual gritty performance and managed to crack the perspex barrier with his butt. Praise the hip protector. Dan & Matt were seen dancing in front of goal trying to create those elusive shooting opportunities and Dan got the assist on the Penguins only goal, which Ron buried past Weasel's surprised goalie moments before half-time. Tom was excellent at the back, skillfully blocking slapshots with his arse. Darren looked like he was more suited to figure skating than hockey, twirling like a ballerina and sitting down on the rink a lot more than usual. The MVP clearly went to Matt the goalie who single-handedly stopped a massacre of the flightless birds. The penguins can only hope he doesn't throw in his pads. The first half was his toughest as the Weasels skated past the defence like they weren't there, and often they weren't. With Ron's goal lifting their spirits the half ended at 5-1. The tired skaters played a competitive second period with a few opportunities to add to their score. The Weasels had previously played against higher level teams and were clearly the better team on the night, but with two more match ups in the regular season, the Penguins will be eager to get revenge.

Jane Doe reporting from the La Mesa Roller Hockey Rink



Monday May 7th the Perverted Penguins will face off for their first game at the Sportsplex USA in Poway.